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Welcome to Omega Level.
Search Engine Terms, baby! Best one in a while?
Hal Jordan will fuck.
It sounds like the perfect teaser for the Green Lantern movie:
THIS SUMMER. HAL JORDAN WILL FUCK.
One can dream.
Also, double-daps to “dorm anal”; to whoever pulls that off, big ups.
Ah, Search Engine Terms! Welcome back, fuckers! And guys, we have a cause for concern. You see, someone in this world needs buttcheeks. Who is the darkened and unkind god that has given someone life without providing them with some bum bubbles? Seriously!
Yep, someone searched “I need buttcheeks”, and Omega Level came up. Oh yeah, they also typed:
Bayonetta Fuck
Lightning Naked FF13
And!
Measuring Cock
Perhaps someone needs buttcheeks, to measure a cock? It seems the only logical conclusion, and way to measure a cock. Someone out there in Omega Land, help this poor guy or gal out.
Omega Level has been a safe haven for fucked up people who like Bayonetta and want to see her analized for awhile now. Glancing at the Search Engine Terms today, I was horrified/engladened (my word) to see that people are 1) Typing Bayonetta Scat into a search engine, and also that our site is turning up.
Also, props to a dude who is curious about Thunderock. I don’t even know where I typed that, but I apologize anyways.
I don’t know what I’ve started with my Bayonetta madness. But now people are finding us through “i wanna bury my face in bayonetta’s ass”. Is this an pinnacle, a nadir, or both?
There’s some amazing search engine terms today. Let’s see:
But most importantly, “Why didn’t Giles Corey Answer In Court?”
Why? Because he was the fucking man.
Search Engine Terms! For Valhalla! I haven’t checked these recently, but I thought that this search engine term was particularly rad.
My name is fucking Qui Gon!
I wish this was some sort of deleted scene, where Qui-Gon went all Maximus from Gladiator on some Sith motherfuckers. He’ll have his midiclorians in this life of the next!
Naw, instead he just dies, and takes with him the only redeemable acting job in the prequels. Fuck you, I said it.
Helllllllllll, yeah! I haven’t updated Search Engine Terms in a while. There’s been a bunch of good searches, but I was proud of this newest one.
Fucking in Superman Position! It’s well documented that I pioneered the Superman Fuck. Now we have like minded individuals looking for a home, wanting nothing more than to advance their sexual techniques. Well my friends, you’ve come to the correct place for fucking in various superhero positions.
Welcome!
I also want to give a shout out to Superman Cum Shots. I really want to meet the people who are down with such things. They’ll either be really cool, or they’ll trap me in their dungeon and rape me ruthlessly. Either way, I uh, win!
I hadn’t been covering Search Engine Terms lately, because there wasn’t anything new and truly extraordinary. Plus, I realized that if I want you, my friends, to be able to read my crap at work, I should probably stop posting links like “BRUCE WAYNE’S JISM NIPPLES” on Facebook. So I’ll take that into consideration. But this one is truly head-scratching:
Orifice Abuse Horizon Tentacles. Hm. I definitely know what orifice abuse is, but horizon tentacles? Huh? I got confused. Then I hit Google up, and apparently, there’s a hentai called Orifice Abuse – Horizon of Tentacles. Amazing.
And don’t think you were getting off the hook, Mr. or Mrs. World of Warcraft cumshots! What exactly where you searching for? Arthas climaxing onto Yogg-Saron? I’m sorry to disappoint. But welcome to the my adobe, I’ll treat you well.
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