Ah, grandparents. Why not cook them? I mean, doesn’t their flesh occasionally look like perfectly-seasoned, extremely well-cured beef jerky? Welcome to Omega Level.
There’s a million ridiculous terms in this entry.
But none of them can beat “Bukkake Statue of Liberty.”
Well done, inter-pervert. You will be forever granted asylum in the Cult of Omega.
People are searching for Pepsibones Krueger. And while I’m proud of this, since he’s my brother, I’m also sort of worried. Would it surprise you to know that his name really isn’t Pepsibones Krueger? You’re not surprised? Yeah, me either.
Pepsibones though? He’s pretty certain it is his name. To the point where now even our mother calls him by it. I’m worried by the fact that people are beginning to validate this delusion of his. I mean, Jesus Christ, three searches for Pepsibones Krueger brought them here yesterday? It’s only going to get worse.
Oh no.
I’m glad I’m not the only one totally taken aback by Locke and his thunderous pimp hand last night.
Also Jean Grey prude? Dude, no way. Jean Grey has totally had Wolverine up in her glove compartment. And it takes an animal to tame that dude.
I’m certain that there are simply tons of movies to rent with penises. This is supposing that you’re looking to rent a movie featuring dongs. They’re called pornographic films. There’s a few of them out there. Or, are you looking for a film that you and a penis could enjoy? Do you have a date with a penis, and you’re wondering what sort of movie the two of you may enjoy? They’re also called pornographic films. Good luck, I think you may be able to find one.
Ah, someone suffering from the same plight as me. It seems that everyone who has played through Mass Effect 2 has arrived at the same conclusion: Yeoman Kelly is absolutely gorgeous, cute, not real but that’s okay, intelligent, and I need to bang her.
Well, everything that is worth attaining must be earned. And Yeoman Kelly’s moist goodness is just the same. Stick with it good friend, you’ll pull it off yet. Not that I have, I need to play through the title one more time. Chick hasn’t even made it out of my playthroughs alive yet.
And worst comes to worst, you can settle for sleeping with Jacob. I did.
Dude, are you kidding me? The aisles are running full with the fluids spilled by fanboys and fangirls over Bayonetta.
I imagine it’s like, sixteen inches and covered in warts, sores, and probably has a flat-top too.
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