Archive for the ‘Info Dump’ Category

Info Dump: Nemesis Says Fuck You to Kick-Ass, The CIA Wants To See Inside You!

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Fuck Crime, Kill Cops?

  • The Cover to Nemesis #1 Has Been Revealed
    I can’t tell if Mark Millar is devolving into self-parody, or if he’s getting more and more amazing.
  • Guile Is Sonic Fucked
    I stumbled across this over at Split-Screen, a new video game blog I came across. The blog is dope too.
  • The Haircut Umbrella Screams “You’ll Need Therapy”
    Yeah, let’s see. Stick a cone around your neck like a dog who can’t stop licking his oozing wound, and then shave your head. Your future therapist thanks your parents.
  • Fear of a 12th Planet: Remote Viewing
    Over at Mishka Bloglin is my favorite weekly column, “Fear of a 12th Planet”, which focuses on out there shit, conspiracy theories, and other shit that my paranoid brain likes. This week? Remote viewing. True or not? Who cares. Interesting.

Info Dump: Get LOST On Valentine’s Day, Bruce Wayne Is A Noir Douche

Thursday, February 11th, 2010

Zomg, Cartoon Ben

INFO DUMP: Thirteen Year Olds Hired to Pen 24 Movie; Nicholas Cage Is A Genius

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Bauer Time

Info Dump: Programming Notes, Party On Your Poon

Friday, January 29th, 2010

Rock Out, Akerfeldt

To the two or three people who actually frequent this site/blog/source of banality and vulgarity, it may be apparent that we’ve been more quiet than usual here. With the daily LOST ramblings taking up a vast majority of my mental capacity, I’ve been shying away from my usual comic book and video game ramblings.

This is all compounded by my sorry ass starting graduate school this week. And it isn’t to say I won’t have time for OL, but rather I’ve been thrown off my schedule and I’m trying to cobble together something that approximates functionality. I’m like a tard, yes a tard. If you alter the time that I’m supposed to eat my bologna sandwich I start to freak the fuck out.

I’d like to provide some programming notes, if you will.

  • Monday Morning Commute comes out every Monday. It’s where I tell you what I’m digging. theoretically, you join in the fun. It’s slop, and vapid, but what is the internet for, if for not slop and vapidity?
  • Remember That Time On LOST will be ending on the first day of the new season. However, I’m going to kick off This Week on LOST, so we can all gather around after the episode and speculate and masturbate. This will be posted every Wednesday.
  • Variant Covers, the weekly round-up of superhero vomit dropping onto comic book shelves will be returning next week. This will be posted every Tuesday.
  • Images & Words, Pepsibones’ comic book pick of the week, is a Thursday operation. I think he didn’t post this week because he was busy sculpting animals out of body hair and paste, screaming at the sky that there is no escape, only lateral movement. This will be posted every Thursday. [Update - Pepsibones managed to stop shaking his fist & screaming at the "Bearded Sky-Man" long enough to post this week's Images &Words]
  • This Week On 24 will start today, and continue to be posted every Tuesday. This show sucks.
  • Friday Brew Review still comes every Friday, because Pepsibones is an alcoholic.

Vroom!

Other than that, party on. I’ll still be posting general impressions and reviews of video games I’m rocking out to, references to latex tentacle porn, and immaturity. Strap-in.