Weekend Open Bar: Good Bye and Good Night, 2017!
I’ve been suffering, indulging, and enjoying this past week. I’ve had it off from work, the first legitimate vacation from work since, well, I don’t know. Logically, I shouldn’t lament this fact. For, I know motherfuckers in this empathy-barren world work way more than me, and get no breaks. Emotionally, I’m so fucking stoked. However, I’m facing the typical fork in the road as vacation winds down. Do I just embrace the indulgence, the corpulence, the chemical-insanity for a few more days (I will). Or, do I begin to wind down the Caligulian existence, and prepare for reentry on Tuesday (I won’t)?
Whatever the case, let’s spend the waning days of DisasterYear2017 together, friends! Here in the Weekend Open Bar!
What are you up to this weekend? Dope New Year’s Eve party? Catching up on some of the Oscar-bait flicks out? Drinking by yourself in the bathroom of the local Burger King, while sharing Nihilistic Memes?
I wanna know! I wanna hang out. So come, come friends! Let’s hang out.