Weekend Open Bar: Lake of Fire
We are literally awash in Biblical Ass Shit these days, folks. Official term for the fires gnashing their away across Western portion of the Empire, and the Hurricanes engulfing the Eastern portion. The Earth’s melting, the boot of the Empire is stomping, and the Universe itself is dying. Thus, while there are bigger things to worry about than being late opening the Weekend Bar, I still feel bad. For if we can’t dance together as the Palaces burn, what can we do?
So, let’s hang out! Indulge in the chemicals and calories of your choice, pull up a chair, and shoot the shit with me.
What are you up to this weekend? Watching anything good? I saw It. Thought it was mediocre at best, but a lot of people seem to be enjoying it, and I’m genuinely happy for them. Playing anything good? I’m currently dreading playing The Last of Us, as I know an pathos-powered uppercut to the balls is coming. Eating anything good? I ate pizza last night, I’m eating pizza with the wife tonight, and then later I’m crushing some Mexican food with Bateman.
Let me know what you’re up to.
Yadda yadda, et cetera, et cetera.
Come on in.