#February2013
This Week On The Walking Dead: I Ain’t No Judas
Howdy ho survivors! It’s time to saddle up for another Walking Dead 2min Redux! This week is a curb-stomping good time, as Andrea goes full on Pocahontas in her quest for peace and goodwill. But are her diplomatic skills enough to prevent all out total war? Find out, as we soldier on through another jaw-dropping episode after the jump.
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The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 High 5s
So here we are, at the end. We made it. I mean, I did all the hard work and you totally just stood there and made snide remarks. However, I am willing to put the discrepancy over the division of labor aside. You see, this was as much my journey as it was yours. What good are my words on the screen if there is no one to read them? What good are my thoughts and opinions if I don’t get to discuss them with intelligent people? The answer is that they are nothing. Just as the gladiators of old fought for the cheers of the mob of Rome, so too do we write for adulation of the invisible specters of the internet. I want to thank you all for taking this trip with me. I wouldn’t have made it without you. So without further ado I present for the approval of the midnight society, my final scheduled High 5 … My top 5 top 5s.
Perhaps: The other side of that ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ poster is a map.
So here is the other side to what may or may not be an Assassin’s Creed 4 poster. It’s got a map! A treasure map! Let us hunt for booty, plunder depths, et cetera.
First Look: Shailene Woodley as MARY JANE in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ Viva la no snaggle tooth.
Things that were awesome in Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man Trilogy: not Kirsten Dunst. Well, she’s gone! Been replaced! Here is a look at Shailene Woodley as MJ, though like…It’s not really a good look. It’s pretty much just her walking around the set. Does that count? It does now, you swine!
Cosplay: FRISKY POWER RANGERS morph my childhood. Into latex dreams.
SFW? NSFW? Ain’t nobody nude. But still. All that childhood. Wrapped in latex. This makes perfect sense to me, but I was also in a collision today.
“VULCAN” wins Pluto’s moon-naming poll. Plus! Three-headed dogs.
The Vulcans have won, folks. Led by Spock, they have claimed victory in the poll which was deciding the name of two of Pluto’s moons. Pretty gnarly.
Marvel promising another HUGE EVENT THING with ‘MARVEL #1’ teaser. Yawn.
Oh shit! Be prepared. It is almost Spring, which means that it is almost time for Marvel to launch their year OMFG no seriously this is serious Spring into Summer Mega Event. Steel yourself, as the Status Quo quivers under the notion that the Status Quo is actually Shaking Up the State Quo. (Wait, what?)
Maybe: ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED IV: BLACK FLAG’ is franchise’s next installment. Here is a poster.
Another year. Another Ass Creed. The floodgates are open, and we are awash in the 2013 cycle of rumors surrounding the franchise. The latest? The next title will be starring Johnny Depp as Ass Creed Pirate, rollicking about the high seas. Or something close to that.
‘CALL OF DUTY’ creators revealing their new game at E3. About f**king time.
Those two guys who were fired by Activision because they were going to make like a zillion dollars in Modern Gunfaire royalities or whatever are finally going to reveal their new game. Yep. That’s right. Just in time to stand on the throat of the gasping generation they helped shape, Zampella and West will be dropping their much ballyhooed IP on our skulls at this year’s E3. Prepare yourselves.
First Look: The SPIDER-MAN SUIT from ‘Amazing Spider-Man 2.’
In a perfect world, or at least my perfect world, the new Spider-Man suit has no crotch. You get a good, long look at Parker’s own web shooter. Get it? Eh? Crap puns. Anyways, this is the darkest of timelines. No such thing is in the suit. However, it does look pretty spiffy.
