YouPorn declares they’re now on the Xbox 360. Change I can believe in!
With Internet Explorer coming to the Xbox 360, times sure are a changing. Gone are the days where pornography was typically located to flavorful descriptions of what some kid on Black Ops was going to do to my mouth with his rectum. It all sounded good. Never came to nothing. Now we got ourselves some YouPorn up in the heezy.
The Xbox is now officially a pornography machine. Well, sort of. It’s now officially an Internet machine, which means it can be used to stream free pornography.
The folks behind porn site YouPorn are taking advantage of the fact that the Xbox 360 will soon get Internet Explorer (currently available to beta participants) to pimp out their streaming services. They even hacked up the above image to show what it could be like if YouPorn had its very own Xbox app.
Gamers and free porn lovers around the world rejoice! Thanks at long last to the introduction of Internet Explorer for XBox, you can now tap in to and stream all your favorite free YouPorn videos right from your XBox. Whether you’re pwning n00bs in CoD: Modern Warfare 3, annihilating Bullymong in Borderlands 2, or taking the Saints deep in Madden NFL 13, you’re never more than a few simple controller clicks away from being face deep in hot free porn.
I asked Microsoft how they feel about their family-friendly console becoming an evil machine for pornography and sin. Here’s their statement:
To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.