With Borderlands 2 quickly approaching, it’s time to acclimate ourselves to its world and changes. That’s where Sir Hammerlock comes in quite handy. Let the hunter, scholar, and gentleman show you around the gorgeous killing fields.
Welcome to Press Start! You know the drill: I regurgitate stories that I hope you haven’t already read whilst I simultaneously resist the urge to talk about my junk and flog myself for being such a hack. Join me. Oh, it’s about video games, I mentioned that, right?
It would be the tits if I could snag HBO for a fee, without having to pay for fucking cable. I have to imagine it is the wave of the future, only it isn’t here in the United States yet. Such a glorified future is becoming an even more glorious present for Europeans though. They’ll be getting such an offer in October.
I don’t know much about Pacific Rim, other than I want to see it. It’s got like, robots and shit. That’s more than enough to sign me up. Until an official trailer, teaser, teaser trailer, or teaser for the teaser trailer drops, I’m going to have to sate myself on pictures such as these.
The Money Making Minds behind Borderlands 2 have announced a season pass for the upcoming title. Such a swag bag will entitle you to all of the game’s DLC for a mere $30. I’m not a computational wizard, but that shit is at least 50% off what you’d have to spend to buy it as it came out. As a dorkus who was going to snag all of the DLC and rub it so, so, so lovingly all over my own shanty towns, I’m excited.
SpaceX gets clearance to begin resupply missions to the International Space Station in October. Pumpkin Lager INC.August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
SpaceX is going to be bringing the fucking pumpkin spice to space this October. At least, that is what I would be doing if I was running the resupply missions during such a season. Getting ripped to the tits, staring at the Blue Marble from afar.
The deities aren’t playing fair. I know, intellectually, that I shouldn’t rub my groin in a movie theater. It exists on a vague, intangible level. Despite this understanding, how the hell can I at least not sneak a quick tip flick during this movie? I don’t know, sounds like a dare.
Oh, this picture. I wouldn’t mind giving Order 6…never mind, too easy. I’m a pig.