With Borderlands 2 quickly approaching, it’s time to acclimate ourselves to its world and changes. That’s where Sir Hammerlock comes in quite handy. Let the hunter, scholar, and gentleman show you around the gorgeous killing fields.
Press Start: Memes and Self-Loathing in Cyberspace
August 31st, 2012 by The Faux Bot
Welcome to Press Start! You know the drill: I regurgitate stories that I hope you haven’t already read whilst I simultaneously resist the urge to talk about my junk and flog myself for being such a hack. Join me. Oh, it’s about video games, I mentioned that, right?
‘STREET FIGHTER’ turned 25 today. Good lord, these bones.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Good golly Ms. Molly, I’m fucking old. Street Fighter turned 25 today, underscoring why I should no longer be confused by my receding hairline or mildly arthritic knees.
HBO streaming content to customers WITHOUT CABLE for first time. In Europe only. F**k.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
It would be the tits if I could snag HBO for a fee, without having to pay for fucking cable. I have to imagine it is the wave of the future, only it isn’t here in the United States yet. Such a glorified future is becoming an even more glorious present for Europeans though. They’ll be getting such an offer in October.
Four new images from Guillermo del Toro’s ‘PACIFIC RIM’ has my autobot tingling. Crap pun.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I don’t know much about Pacific Rim, other than I want to see it. It’s got like, robots and shit. That’s more than enough to sign me up. Until an official trailer, teaser, teaser trailer, or teaser for the teaser trailer drops, I’m going to have to sate myself on pictures such as these.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID’ coming to big screen courtesy of ‘SPIDER-MAN’ producer.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Metal Gear Solid was the game that kick-started the action flick cinematic nonsense pile in the world of video sames, so it is fitting that the pig gets the silver screen treatment. It feels like the franchise has been bandied about for years in regards to a big screen adaptation, but nothing has felt as legitimate as this recent news.
‘BORDERLANDS 2′ SEASON PASS ANNOUNCED. $30 for all DLC. I’m thurr.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
The Money Making Minds behind Borderlands 2 have announced a season pass for the upcoming title. Such a swag bag will entitle you to all of the game’s DLC for a mere $30. I’m not a computational wizard, but that shit is at least 50% off what you’d have to spend to buy it as it came out. As a dorkus who was going to snag all of the DLC and rub it so, so, so lovingly all over my own shanty towns, I’m excited.
SpaceX gets clearance to begin resupply missions to the International Space Station in October. Pumpkin Lager INC.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
SpaceX is going to be bringing the fucking pumpkin spice to space this October. At least, that is what I would be doing if I was running the resupply missions during such a season. Getting ripped to the tits, staring at the Blue Marble from afar.
RYAN GOSLING directing monster movie starring Christina Hendricks. I got feels, man.
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
The deities aren’t playing fair. I know, intellectually, that I shouldn’t rub my groin in a movie theater. It exists on a vague, intangible level. Despite this understanding, how the hell can I at least not sneak a quick tip flick during this movie? I don’t know, sounds like a dare.
Cosplay: ‘STAR WARS’ Jedi alien bikini babes are a cause for celebration. Get it?
August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Oh, this picture. I wouldn’t mind giving Order 6…never mind, too easy. I’m a pig.
