#May2012
‘SKYRIM: DAWNGUARD’ DLC TRAILER: I’ve Missed You, You Son Of A Bitch
It’s been a spell since I’ve snuggled up against the arctic loins of Skyrim. During our separation, my heart has indeed grown fonder. I find myself thinking of the game, fingering the bauble it left me for Christmas. My heart yearns, and so it shall be answered. Here’s the trailer for our upcoming reunion, the DLC Dawnguard.
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Cosplay: Pikachu Warrior Dares You To Force Him Near Balls. Get It? Terrible Pun.
Look at motherfucking Pikachu. All done up in warrior paint asking us to tell him he isn’t a man. Brah! Pikachu. I tell him. You don’t need to hold onto such antiquated notions of masculinity. I totally found you an appropriate male paradigm when you were huggable. Drop the sword. Let’s be lovers.
SpaceX Dragon Capsule Returning To Earth Today At 11:44 ET
The SpaceX Dragon Capsule has already given all of his space dorks swollen groins by being the first commercial-thingy to dock with the ISS. Now it is going to return home, collect the roses laid at its feet, and tongue-screw all of our mothers. We are fine with this.
George Lucas Stepping Away from LucasFilm; Going To Experiment With Movies That Contain “Acting”, and “Plot”
George Lucas is once again insisting that he is taking all his toys and going home. He is going to distance himself from LucasFilm and return to the smaller, experimental films of hi previous clone body. I am skeptical.
Sony Considered Download-Only Console; Is Close To Buying Cloud Gaming Service.
I have smashed together a couple of interesting reports for you folks. Taken them by their quaint domes and mashed, combining them into a one-stop servicing for all your Sony going Intangible needs.
‘COWBOY NINJA VIKING’ writer A.J. Lieberman dropping “Medical-Grade Revenge” in ‘HARVEST’
I loved the shit out of A.J. Lieberman’s Cowboy Ninja Viking. In fact, I wasn’t even aware it was cancelled for a good amount of time, and when I found out I was so incensed I was forced to eat my trades of the comic and harvest its soul. Speaking of Harvest, it is also the title of Lieberman’s next work at Image. Oh shit segue, son!
Pre-Screening YouTube Videos Would Cost $37 Billion. A Year.
Buckle up. There is an enormous 72-hours of video uploaded to YouTube every minute. Every. Fucking. Minute. Some people clamor for pre-screening of this titantic amount of video, and hey that’s totally doable. If you have the pockets. The deep ones.
‘IRON MAN 3’ Rumor Reports: MANDARIN and IRON PATRIOT Afoot?
There’s rumors and reports and dribs and drabs coming out about Iron Man 3. Consider the jump to be your spoiler blast shield. Enter all ye who are curious.
Watch: WoW’s Leeroy Jenkins Reimagined As A Heist Flick
If you’re reading this site, you know the tale of Leeroy Jenkins. Director Finn O’Hara has taken the classic meme and cast it into the mold of a heist flick. Pretty awesome stuff, though you wouldn’t know it from the YouTube comments.
Watch: ‘BLADE RUNNER’ 1982 Behind The Scenes Feature With Ridley Scott and Syd Mead
Oh, Blade Runner. Even as the years pass you still remain as brilliant and beautiful as the first time I consumed you. Here’s a convention reel that Ridley Scott and Syd Mead conjured up to promote the flick way back in 1982.
