Look at this friggin’ madness. The various Pizza Huts of the world are upping their game. First it was the Pizza Hut UK claiming hot dog-stuffed crusts. Now Pizza Hut Middle East is smashing hamburgers on top of their fucking pies.
It just keeps getting weirder. I mean, at this point, you’d almost think Pizza Hut was trying to get out of the pizza game entirely. First there were hot-dog stuffed crusts, now they’re rolling out burger-studded pies.
Per the Pizza Hut Middle East’s Crown Crust Carnival commercial, the Crown Crust Burger is made with “perfectly grilled mini-cheeseburger gems, nestled in golden crown crust.” This is already silly because if you want a burger, just order a burger. (And if you want a pizza, you’re not going to order this.) But it doesn’t stop there. The beef-bejeweled crust is then topped with morebeef, lettuce, tomato, and Pizza Hut’s “special sauce.” It’s not even pizza anymore. It’s a large burger-cradling bread with a deconstructed version of itself in the middle.