PS MOVE STEERING WHEEL PATENT IS THREE-PRONGED PHALLUS HEAVEN

Check out this peripheral piece of shit! Pow! What a fucking nightmare. It’s a steering wheel piece of plastic nonsense for the PS Move, or as I call it: a fucking waste of money to clip onto a fucking waste of money.

Joystiq:

At first glance, it looks like Sony’s answer to the  Wii Wheel. But the patent proposing the above device has one odd feature: controller grips on the side of the wheel, which houses a  PlayStation Move, that extend outward.

The patent — it’s described as “ornamental design for a video game controller peripheral” — was originally filed in April of last year and  recently surfaced online. As is the case with many patents, this is less of a guaranteed product and more of snapshot of some of the ideas that went through a peripheral designer’s head.

Don’t be a dickhead. Don’t buy this.