The Schwarzenegger and DeVito jam Twins is a warm fuzzy memory from my childhood. Like almost all the other films from my childhood that were fuzzy memories, Hollywood now seems intent on plopping a dollop of feces right upon it.
THR reports that Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and Eddie Murphy are being lined up for — wait for it — “Triplets.” Sigh. You know, we really keep rooting for Murphy to do something, anything, that captures even a tiny portion of his past glory, and then he goes and does shit like this. And yes, “Tower Heist” was mildy enjoyable and he was fun, but even that felt like limp reflection of much better stuff he’s done. But whatever, right? After all, this is a sequel to “Twins” which wasn’t really that good of a comedy to start out with (where’s our “Kindergarten Cop” sequel dammit!) and making the twist that the Julius and Vincent’s newly discovered brother is *GASP* black sounds….well, it sounds like a 1980s idea.
…All of this can go to Hell.