#February2012
Rumor: ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ Takes Place During American Revolution, Stars Native American.
Through a variety of leaky-leaks from Best Buy, Kotaku them thinks they got themselves a look at the main character from Assassin’s Creed III. Holy fucking America, fuck yeah! is all I can say.
Hit the jump to check him out.
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The Trailer for Piranha 3DD Looks About As Ridiculous As It Should Be
When Alexandre Aja breathed new life into the Piranha series in 2010, he went about it in the best way possible: he fashioned a pure slopfest wherein every action and statement is done completely tongue-in-cheek—that is until that tongue, cheek, or both were ripped out mercilessly and hilariously. The movie may not have worked very well as a horror movie (honestly, who would want that?), but it sure as hell worked for comedy. And although Aja isn’t the driving force behind it, Piranha 3DD seems to follow in line with its perverted predecessor.
‘The Avengers’ TRAILER #2: FULL OF POSTURING. AND SUPERNESS.
Oh shit, the second official trailer for The Avengers has dropped! And it’s…something? I’m on campus and I can’t check it out right now. I’ll add my thoughts in the comments section later.
WATCH IT, swine. Let me know what you think.
Comics We’re Buying This Week: ‘ORC STAIN’ IS BACK, Stop F**king Everything!
Welcome to Comics We’re Buying This Week. At the end of a long fucking day, during a long fucking week in which I haven’t actually read any comic books, I come to you. My task!, should I choose to accept it: to tell you the funny books I’m buying during this ungodly weekly cycle. All I ask in return is that you partake in this community (I accidentally typed ‘cummunity’ so you can see the threads coming apart in here) by rattling off the swag you’re either buying or interested in that are dropping this week. It’s a simple conceit. Yet in these complicated times, isn’t that just a bit comforting? Make the nips soften a bit knowing every Wednesday lies some friends and some funnies.
Don’t know what’s coming out? Hit ComicList, then come back here. We’ll wait.
THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – 18 Miles Out
Hey kids, it’s time for another installment of TWD 2 Min Redux. This week, Shane and Rick go on retreat for some male bonding with the new guy, while Beth finally manages to get some attention at home by cutting herself. All this and more can be yours, right after the jump.
In 1994 The Air Force Proposed A Bomb That Turned Hostiles Into Gay Vampires.
Ah! Blessed be that my tax money can be covertly spent researching such things as bombs that will turn those who are hostiles in the eyes of the Empire into homosexuals who are sizzled by sunlight.
Video: Guy Pearce Gives A TED Talk As His ‘Prometheus’ Character, Viral ++
This piece of viral rocket has been tearing up the geek bandwidth all damn day. While I was in class. Watch Guy Pearce give a TED Talk as his character from Prometheus. But more than that!, the explicit connection between Prometheus and Alien hinges on said dude bro.
Hit the jump for the video. The info. The shiznit.
Co-Creator of ‘Berenstain Bears’ Dies. My Childhood Weeps.
Say what you will about my general insanity and permanently juvenile behavior. There’s a lot there to work with. Despite all of that though, I’ve always been a voracious reader. It started as a little Caff-Powered, when my parents read to me every evening. The books that stick out from my nascent years? Among other things, the Berenstain Bears.
DC Reveals Designs for Batman and Robin of ‘Earth Two’, They Ain’t Ass.
I haven’t dedicated much brain power to thinking about DC’s upcoming Earth Two. The seeming flagship title of the company’s “second wave” of New 52 titles. Just hasn’t really interested me. That is, until I caught this info and peeped the designs. Not IMAGE EXPO level of the excite!, but it could be pretty jazzy.
Hit the jump for details and images.
Video: Microsoft Pimps Kinect-Enabled Shopping Cart. Sloth ++
Listen, let’s all calm down with bringing the Skynet Cylon revolution into our fucking grocery stores. Well, anymore than it already is. I mean, laziness is good and all. I get it. You want to be fat. You want to ride your scooters around Walmart while you buy shit you don’t need. That said, we need to draw the line somewhere. I’m drawing it at having a Kinect-enabled Fascist Robot Shopping Cart point out when you’re buying the wrong spaghetti.
Hit the jump for more info, and the horror.
