The never-ending cry from Final Fantasy VII fanboys and fangirls for a remake drudges on. Final Fantasy XIII2: Ghost Protocol producer Yoshinori Kitase touched on the continual clamoring with a bit of equivocating.
Kitase: FFVII Remake Would Be Too Different. Or Uh, Too The Same. Uh. Uh.
November 29th, 2011 by Caffeine PoweredThe Lizard From ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Movie Gets First Look. As Pez Dispenser.
November 29th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
I can understand movie studios’ reticience for dropping the reveals on the baddies for their comic flicks. The problem is that they then often get spoiled in less than thrilling ways. Promo art. Cereal boxes. Now? Pez dispensers.
THIS WEEK ON Walking Dead: Pretty Much Dead Already
November 28th, 2011 by The Dude
Here it is folks, the mid-season finale of the Walking Dead. We start out with Glenn’s trademark speech craft ability. Glenn announces that the barn is full of walkers. This of course causes a panic amongst the survivors. This revelation presents a few problems for everyone. For Rick it means that he has a new complication with Hershel. For Glenn, it’s the betrayal of Maggie’s trust. For Shane, this is a security threat. The lion’s share of this episode is going to be focusing how everyone handles this new development. I love how the opening ended with a throwback shot of the barn door bulging slightly as Shane got near. Reminded me of the hospital shot during season 1.
Video: Pee-Based Video Games Hit Urinals In UK. Wicked Pissah?
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Piss-based urinal games have been holding it down in Japan for a while, but their beauty, elegance, and urine-soaked pants side effects have been marching West. The UK has got these glories, and I can only watch the forthcoming video in jealousy.
DC Comics Is Named One Of America’s Hottest Brands. Well Done, ‘New 52′.
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Whatever misgivings I have with the DC Reboot-Relaunch-Refried Beans, it’s a success. The company is crushing it in sales (though I’m sure Economist Wizards have found ways to dismiss this, frankly numbers are above my head), and they’ve also been named one of My Country Tis Of Me’s hottest brands.
Ancestor Of All Life On Earth Was Planetary Super-Organism? Dork Squee!
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
News specifically designed to manipulate my Science Dork G-Spot is this idea put forth by researches at University of Illinois. Even while it’s probably doomed to being disproved let us speculate and moan.
Asteroid ‘Vesta’ Gets A Landslide, Fleetwood Mac Approves. Gettitlol?
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
Artists Reworks ‘The Avengers’ Promo Art To Give Dudes Poppin’ Booties.
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
All of the shit coming out from the Avengers movie has been rather dope to me. However one of the glaring problems I have with the materials is the unsurprisingly ridiculous sexualization of Black Widow. Listen, I get it. It tickles my balls. But it’s silly. She’s always pursing her lips with her half-unzipped leather get-up and her ass out. Artist Kevin Bolk riffed on this absurdity by applying the same backbreaking poses to the dudes of the film in some art of his own.
Hit the jump to check it out.
THIS WEEK ON Dexter: Get Gellar
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
The finale to this week’s Dexter is going to be the raging chasm of debate that’ll spurn on the rest of the season. Either you’re digging the titty-twisting-tweak to the Doomsday Killer storyline or you’re throwing yellow flags and screaming foul on the play. Drunk with Turkey and Gravy and Commerce after this Thanksgiving weekend, you’re either giggling burping sloppy animal juice or you’re slathered in hate and carbohydrates condemning the writers as manipulative hacks.
Well, where do you land?
Next ‘Kinect’ To Be So Accurate As To Read Lips. Thought Police Cackle.
November 28th, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
I already thought it was creepy when it turned out that the Kinect could figure out what sort of clothing we’re wearing and report it to advertisers. The next Kinect? Motherfucker is going to be reading your lips.
