Help A Girl Out And Slap The Bugs Off Her Boobs; Ah Japanese Video Games.

Ah, Dream Club Zero by Tamsoft. This is the same game that I covered a bit ago. You know, the “dating simulation” that lets you pump sausages into what appears to be underage chicks’ mouths? Hey man, it’s a date! You’re just feeding them! Well, Kotaku dropped some news on another way you’re going to help some chicks out; slapping bugs off their tits. Pesky bugs!

According to Andriasang, players will be able to brush away bugs from sensitive areas of the hostesses they’re trying to charm. Good and bad attempts of insect-removing techniques are shown, but both look like clumsy gropes that serve as an excuse to fondle virtual girls.

Excuse me? An excuse to fondle virtual girls! Why! What an accusation. What girl doesn’t want a Sir Lancelot to come into their life, and help them out? And for those not in the know, nothing says helping out like slapping bugs off of a helpless girls’ boobs, and I’m going to assume inner thighs.

It’s called chivalry. Clearly in Japan it’s not dead.