Search Engine Terms: I Need Buttcheeks!

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Ah, Search Engine Terms! Welcome back, fuckers! And guys, we have a cause for concern. You see, someone in this world needs buttcheeks. Who is the darkened and unkind god that has given someone life without providing them with some bum bubbles? Seriously!

Yep, someone searched “I need buttcheeks”, and Omega Level came up. Oh yeah, they also typed:

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And!

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Perhaps someone needs buttcheeks, to measure a cock? It seems the only logical conclusion, and way to measure a cock. Someone out there in Omega Land, help this poor guy or gal out.