How the fuck did this shit get by me? I guess I’m not a soda afficinado. In fact, I sort of just grip it and rip it. I’m a junkie, I don’t have time to be investigating. I just need to consume before I get the shakes. I did some interneting today, and came across this:
For the first time in the brand’s history, Mountain Dew is introducing a flavored line extension available exclusively in a diet version.
Diet Mountain Dew UltraViolet, on store shelves for a limited time for 12 weeks beginning August 10, combines the light citrus flavor of Diet Mountain Dew with a refreshing juicy rush of mixed berries without the calories.
The product will be supported with a full slate of TV and radio advertising developed by BBDO NY.
Well anyhoo, I’ve been seeing this shit everywhere now. It’s on all the shelves, and I’m pounding it like a motherfuckah. You have to understand, I drink liters and liters of Diet Dew a day. The ability to throw in a little different taste amidst What Will Eventually Kill Me is fantastic. I recommend this to any fellow diet cola junkie, looking for some variety amongst their addiction. You only have twelve weeks until it’s back to can after can of bland ole Mr. Regular Chemical Death.
Dude, your dew addiction is like my weed addiction. I could care less where I get it, what ‘type’ it is… as long as its weed, I’ll smoke it. I have no idea what the ‘best’ strain is… or how many there are out there. And as long as I’m high… I could care less.
Close comparison? I think so.
Dude I bought a fridge pack on monday. I was going to tell you but i figured you’d have already known.
Good god damn, there are fridge packs?! I’ve only seen it in 20oz. bottles. DO you have any Hess gas stations near you, dude? If so, they’re selling these bad boys for .99$ a piece. It’s ridiculous. I’m in love.
Even when I drank soda I steered clear of shit like this. I make no judgments, but Dew is a beast of a different nature. Its a life style choice, like having a kid, or being a Catholic. To the causal soda drinker, Dew is like heroine when you’re used to pot. We get scared around it, we’re not used to seeing it, and its something we swear we’re never going to do. It makes us feel better that its out there, “Sure, I knock back 7 cokes a day, but at least its not Dew”. I quit soda (actually all caffeine), about 6 weeks ago, that would have never been possible if I had been in the clutches of the Dew. So chug with caution.
I can’t even begin to contemplate quitting caffeine. I don’t know why you’d do it, other than to spurn yourself and/or self-induced punishment for something you’re not too proud of.